The only thing I will miss is the view

Two weeks until moving day, and after last night it can't come fast enough.

Let me explain. We live on the top floor of a nice, sound-conditioned apartment building. One would think that means peace and quiet despite the fact that we live only a foot or two away from our neighbors. Sound conditioning is a good thing, right?

Well, for some reason that doesn't stop me from being kept awake at night by the neighbor freakin' SNORING UP A STORM! Honestly. That is some powerful log-sawing. Every night is a comedy while Phil and I lay in bed wondering how the heck his girlfriend can get any sleep being in the same apartment as him.

Last night I tossed and turned for a good 30 minutes trying to shelter my ears from the constant, annoying growl coming from downstairs. It would get louder and then suddenly stop. "Finally," I would think. But then NO. Seconds later a snort would pierce the walls and it would start all over again.

So what can I say but.... ahhhhh, the simple joys of living in an apartment.